EXIT STRATEGY SIMPLISTIC
“Attention
all patrons and personnel alike!
We
must sincerely request that all who are racists
must
leave these premises immediately,
along
with those who practice any type of sexism,
those
who engage in religious intolerance,
and
those under the delusion that love can only exist
between
those of opposite sexes.
And
we must also insist that those who believe one can only be happy
in
the biology they were born into
must
also depart from our territory,
and
so should those who would deride any who are different
in
any way shape or form from them.
And
so too must those who think English
is
the only legitimate language.
And
to top it all off
we
must regrettably expel any and all
who
have ever held any such attitude of sorts
for
even an instant.
And
especially a pair of juvenile delinquents
who
fancy themselves as belonging to that
which
all of the above persons
have
just been instructed to remove themselves from,
namely,
the
human race.”
©
2010 Garrett Murphy